Sarcastic talks-1

These talks are talks filled with sarcasm. A lot has been inspired from the writings of chetan bhagat is the king of sarcasm as far as i m concerned. But he is a genuine comedy writer although he blends comedy well with reality. These are just casual talks which evoke laughter during course of a day.

A lot has been happening in my office recently. weddings, parties, buffet dinners , bachelor parties and birth days. Birth day celebrations are regularly occuring events which makes us fatter and our wallets thinner. Oh we have to contribute on every birth days. but its never a pain.

So it seems to be a wedding season with lots of wedding taking place in this month of chingam. The girl sitting opposite my cubicle got married. ah i have been seeing her more outside the office talking to her boy friend through phone than being in her seat doing her work. girl seemed okay not bad looking, i wondered how her boy friend looks. he might be prince charming . soon the wedding happened and we all just came to know that her wedding took place last saturday. our company took office space from this company in which she was working. so on every occasion of joy both the companies shared joy and happiness on ocassions like these. we all wanted to see that guy's face the prince charming who talks relentlessly for hours with this girl through mobile.

At last it appeared as her wall paper. oh it was their wedding photo. i was struck by lightning or current . oh god whats this ? where did she get this gorilla from? i understood why love is so blind . oh and she is displaying this picture shame lessly. oh god i can't take this .

so i move way from my seat for peace of mind. one dude was sitting doing his work in the corner. he was solving equations of electrical question papers. we began the conversation and it deviated to the girl's wedding . i asked dude did you ask her.
me- what's her name ? i forgot it.
dude- her name is kisna.
me- what's her age? and what's the guy doing?
dude- They both are aged 24 i don't know what the guy is doing.
me - oh so its a love marriage
dude- yeah i m afraid so
me- did she had to have an affair with this fellow. if she had an arranged marriage she would have got a fellow who is far better. leave it at least some one who resembles a human being
dude- yeah he looks as if he is born on the day of thrissur pooram
me- no dude the complexion is not what matters. but even if in the photo if he was replaced by a gorilla i can't see any difference. from which zoo did she get this fellow?
dude broke into laughter and said ' love is blind and foolish too'
me- that fellows face horrifies me. it distracts me
dude- that is reality dude. hard core reality just like hard core porn movies yuck
me- yeah dude this is very weird and ofcourse this is a mad mad world ;)