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Saturday, March 6, 2010
Gay Attack !!!
Yeah such a horror occured to me a few years back. I was always aware that gays do exist in the society. while i was studying in college i used to scare some of my friends telling that i am a gay. Some used to get terrified and some knew that i was just trying to be joker. That was just for fun.
Few years ago while i was studying in college i had a chance meeting with this guy who was in his 50's , an elderly gentleman. i was waiting for the city bus in the bus stop and he suddenly came forward to me and got acquainted with me in a very friendly way. he used to ask me things like where i was studying and where my home is . I came to know that his home is a few 100 yards away from my home. He had this habit of holding hands while talking. so every time he talks he holds my hand . i grew suspicious of him. something is wrong with him, I thought. we used to meet whenever i was out there for an outing. one day during a casual talk with him he told me that the construction of his new home is over and i should visit his home. i came to know that his wife and son were living in some other house. Initially i was reluctant to go, but he insisted me just to have a look at his new house. so i went with him. we got upstairs and he showed me the rooms. suddenly he caught hold of my hands. he was talking something and his malicious hands were doing something else. by this time lightning struck me and i was convinced that he was a cold blooded gay, fucking gay.... suddenly i took my hands away and yelled 'uncle .... i have to go downstairs... i forgot to take my umbrella...' . thing was that i never carry an umbrella. i climbed downstairs as fast as i could and ran for my life.... if i had run like that in olympics i could have won the gold medal. but if i had stayed there for one more minute i could have lost everything. That fucking gay could have harassed me. I may have acted like a gay to my friends but the prospect of being a gay horrifies me.
I was thinking despite having a wife and son why would he be a gay?. May be it was his unfulfilled wish. May be it is the reason why his wife dumped him. Even now i get out of my home when i see him i twist my face in such a manner that the gay won't recognize me. Otherwise i would use a hat to cover my face from the side . it is a totally funny situation. sometimes i laugh my heart out thinking about those situations. The situation was horrific as well as funny. But that day i learnt something about gays that they are always tactful and you wont realize the truth until the final moment which is indeed horrific. While i was walking with my friend once again i saw him again talking to a young fellow. I thought of the young guy "poor fellow, the gay's next victim"
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